Your brain said relax.
So naturally, you panicked.
This is the funny anxiety sweatshirt for that exact moment.
The Funny Anxiety Sweatshirt That Gets It
Front print reads: “my brain said “relax”. I panicked.”
Minimal typography. Maximum accuracy.
Clean, direct, and too relatable to ignore, this design turns overthinking into a sharp everyday statement.
Fabric & Fit
- 100% cotton face
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Tightly knit 3-end fleece
- Relaxed streetwear feel
Jeans. Sneakers. Calm not included.
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